Here's a brief summary:
[The scene fades to black.]
[The person tries to chop the eel, but ends up chasing it around the kitchen with a cleaver.] eel soup original video
You're referring to the classic internet meme "Eel Soup"!
Person: (defeated) I guess it's not meant to be. Here's a brief summary: [The scene fades to black
Person: (determined) Today, I will make... eel soup!
As a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the original video, I'll create a short script: eel soup original video
[The camera cuts to a shot of a can of "Eel Soup" on a shelf, with the words "Coming soon to a store near you!" appearing on screen.]